Joe Jonas - The Headline Song (Radio 1)

My giant tongue wouldn’t stop growing

A ghost stole our life savings

Stand aside, my bum’s five foot wide

My mate boiled my willy

I’m so fat I broke the toilet

Six toilets actually

I fell for a sexy robot

I paint with my boobies

My psychic dog has healing powers

There’s a time lord in my loo

Mosquitos made me pregnant (mm so pregnant)

I fart on men’s faces for money (oh yeah.. come on guys)

I’m so fat I broke the toilet

Six toilets actually

I fell for a sexy robot

I paint with my boobies

With my boobies, yeah.

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