House: Read less, more TV.
House: Everybody lies.
House: Truth begins in lies.
House: Overall, drug addicts are idiots.
House: Huge ego, sorry.
House: You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.
House: Ideas are not soda cans. Recycling sucks.
House: Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money.
Stacy: God, you are such an idiot.
House: Actually, I thought I was more of a jerk.
House: God doesn't limp.
Tritter: Merry Christmas.
House: Happy go to hell.
House: Can we forget my vices and get back to my virtues.
Cameron: You're lucky he didn't die.
House: I'm lucky? He's the one who didn't die.
House: Welcome aboard the good ship Asskisser. Nice day for a sail.
House: 'Crap' is a relative term!
House: The world doesn't suck any more today than it did yesterday.
House: Work smart, not hard.