No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.

shine-a-light :

• Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
• Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
• Mom: What are you talking about?
• Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
• Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
• Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
• Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
• Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
• Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
• Me: Mom. I'm scared.
• Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
• Me: …. What if they put me in Slytherin?
• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.

убило :D