Wendy's triple bacon cheddar-swiss-butter burger is so delightful, it'll stop your heart.
Lincoln/Mercury - Because Mercedes are Expensive.
Ponderosa - When you're not picky about taste.
Oracle - You need a database. Larry needs a new boat.
Visa Platinum - No interest for the first 8 minutes!
McDonalds - Less saliva, more beef.
Wal-Mart - Prices so low that even stupid people can figure out it's a good deal.
Marlboro - Life's short anyway.
AOL - Can 30 million people ALL be idiots?
Microsoft - Because choices are confusing.
Nike - By Kids, For Kids.