JIM: What's your favorite food?
KURT: My favorite food is water and rice.
JIM: Heard of this band called Nirvana?
KURT: Yeah, they're English, they're British. They were a hot group from the 60's and we recently had to give them about $200,000 for using their name. And we recently gave $100,000 to a local Christian band named Nirvana in Orange County. We had to go to court over it. Now we have to call ourselves Nirvana UK anytime we play L.A.
JIM: How would you describe Dave Grohl?
KURT :Dave is in really good shape although he smokes two packs of cigarettes a day.
JIM: Chris Novoselic?
KURT: Chris is the horror of the stars. He has no shame whatsoever in carousing with the likes of Wynona Ryder and Johnny Depp.
JIM: And Kurt Cobain?
KURT: Fuck him, he complains too much.
JIM :Do you believe in reincarnation?
KURT: If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop. You'll come back as a fly or Matt Lukin.
JIM: What would you title your autobiography?
KURT: I Was Not Thinking, by Kurt Cobain.
JIM: Final messages for the youth of America?
KURT: I'm bowing down gracefully and taking off my crown and giving it over to Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam. He's now the representative of the youth of America.
JIM: Is there a changing of the guard now?
KURT: Yeah.
JIM: What caused this, because you're a family man and you're embracing family values?
KURT: Because he stole my look… And he uses it better than I.