futterwacken:

JENSEN: “What would you all like for Christmas?”
CROWD: “YOU!”
JENSEN: * pretending to vomit * “Seriously?”
CROWD: “Misha!”
JENSEN: “I’m still digesting breakfast. And Misha? Really?”
CROWD: “JARED!”
JENSEN: “All right, cut it out.”
CROWD: “SEBASTIAN!”
JENSEN: “What?! Shut up! Just kidding. No, seriously, shut up. No, I’m just— shut up.”