interviewer: so, kendall if you had to choose one of your bandmates to be your husband, who would it be?

kendall: logan, hands down, i would marry logan. we’d be called kogan and eat rainbowmuffins and sing celine dion songs all day. we’d go to our favourite tea house and drink chai latte and be unicorns. that’s how our married life would look like.

logan: but this isn’t any different to our normal life, kendall. i have to agree that we’re kogan though.