okay, fuck it.

time to get the day goin',
dress it up to the nines
yo, critter crew (say what!),
make princess Kesha look fine
add a little pinch of magic
from my fairytale life,
and off we go, oh (ha)

look in the mirror, rub my eyes
and what is this,
some genie slut smilin' back,
suck it, bitch
yo, mister raccoon, pass the Jack,
I need to rinse
trim it, prim it, dress it, mess it
yeah, now, that's my shit

I'm getting ready so nice (holler!),
it's kinda cool I got a robot voice (check this shit out!),
no mirror-lady-bitch can deny,
I'm getting customized, customized, customized right (karate y'all!)

I'm getting ready, so damn pumped up (what up, mouse!),
even with this wedgie riding up my butt (oww!),
thanks to mister crow, you sneaky little fuck,
I'm getting customized, customized, customized right

puh lease, bitch
a touch of glitter on my cheek,
now the look is complete