Автомат Калашникова

Howdy Viewy, my name is Vasily Smith. I’m a 27 year old American slavaboo (Russian lover for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Slavic games. (such as S.T.A.L.K.E.R.) I train with my Makarov every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Russian fluently, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Russian history and their Constitution, which I follow 100% When I get my Russian visa, I am moving to Moscow to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator or a game designer! I own several ushankas, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Russia, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak Russian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Russia!