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MRS-SOLER: Личное – заметка в блоге #19395726

MRS-SOLER — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 15:53:00 +0300

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

- Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.

Watson replies, - I see millions of stars.

- What does that tell you?

Watson ponders for a minute.

- Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.

- Watson, you're idiot, someone has stolen our tent.

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MRS-SOLER: Личное – заметка в блоге #19394068

MRS-SOLER — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 15:31:55 +0300

Чего терпеть не могут Весы:

1. Недоброжелательства.

2. Грязи под ногтями.

3. Людей, которые наступают им на ноги.

4. Флирта (флиртовать разрешено только самим Весам!).

5. Повседневной одежды по торжественным случаям.

6. Сальных шуточек в смешанной компании.

7. Людей, которые носят ночные рубашки после девяти утра.

8. Накладных ногтей.

9. Людей, которые не умеют пить.

10. Отъявленных лжецов.

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MRS-SOLER: Личное – заметка в блоге #19244281

MRS-SOLER — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 22:06:12 +0300

When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom let it be
And in my hour of darkness
She is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of wisdom let it be

The Beatles

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MRS-SOLER: Личное – заметка в блоге #19229559

MRS-SOLER — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 18:03:22 +0300

Shit, she took the key to the driver's side door of my car,
Just because she said she had a dream,
That she saw me, with some other broad,
And now I am standing on the front lawn
Gun in my hand damn how did this shit get this far,
Baby you could fool the whole world, but I know who you really are,
And I have never seen a girl as crazy as you

Justin Timberlake

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