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GAMZEE: Личное – заметка в блоге #13667704

GAMZEE — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 13:18:03 +0300

viewy sucks Читать на Вьюи...

реблог if you're a REAL Viewy user!!!

GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 07:08:42 +0300

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We need a way to distinguish the REAL viewy users from the RIFF-RAFF

GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:34:23 +0300

We suggest putting a small code phrase on our pages!

How about "F☭CK"

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It's too clean and empty around here

GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:28:19 +0300

we feel so alone

it's like

it's like we are slowly dying in the siberian tundra

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A tornado that asks you for money in Russian

GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:24:08 +0300

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Viewy

GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:23:55 +0300

The only website that gives you the TRUE experience of peeing on a tornado Читать на Вьюи...

uh jesus fuck does it not actually show other people's posts on the dashboard or what are we just pissing into the wind here

GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:22:06 +0300

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This website is all SELL OUTS

GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:16:20 +0300

YOU CAN'T EVEN VIEW YOUR STATS WITHOUT UPGRADING TO VIEWY PLUS

SUCK MY WESTERN DICK

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GAMZEE: Личное – заметка в блоге #9817014

GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:13:06 +0300

viewyfamenick :

this is intense stuff right here look at me i am so ahead of the times

when everyone is using russian tumblr i will be able to all hipster about it

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GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:09:40 +0300

Man in motherland Russia find door. Very cold. Open door. Light come on. Close door. Light go out. Open door. Light come on. Close door. Light go out. Was refrigerator. Man has no food. Starves to death in street like dog.

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GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:09:18 +0300

Jewish man in Russia meet old friend in snow. Old friend ask, why you have not emigrate to Israel? Jewish man say what for. I can feel bitter without moving one inch. Neither man laugh. Jewish man returns home. Jewish man found hanging from rafter next morning. Leave whole family in debt. Dog dies of starvation. No one laugh.

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GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:08:57 +0300

Russian man meet lady of evening in red light district. Have sex. Man is putting shoes on. Woman upset. She say “you are forget about money!” Man say “It on the house.” He have no money. Woman’s pimp kill man. Wife and kids find him in the snow with throat slit. Lady of evening go hungry that night. Die of venereal diseases twelve days later. No one comes to funeral.

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☭☭☭☭☭☭

GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:08:35 +0300

Rabbit is running in Russian forest. Meet wolf. Wolf say what for is this haste. Rabbit say the camels are being rounded up. Wolf say but you are no camel. Rabbit say after you have been rounded up you try and prove you are not camel! Share hearty laugh. Wolf rip rabbit limb from limb and devour him. Hunter come along, shoot wolf. Wolf bleed to death. Hunter sit in snow gnawing wolf meat. Not nutritious. Hunter catch scurvy, dead before spring.

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GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:08:14 +0300

Man is drunk in Russian street. He relieve himself on lamp post. Stopped by KGB agent. KGB agent say public toilet only twenty five feet away. Drunken man say he cannot aim that far. Start to laugh. KGB agent take him away. He is never seen again. Family disappear two months later. No one ask where. You do not ask the KGB agent.

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GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:07:49 +0300

Man is drunk in Russian street. Cannot walk. Liver failure. Slowly killing himself and family with alcohol. Only thing that numb the pain. He leans against a fence while he walks. Must make it home. Trips over other drunk. Second drunk is lying in snow. First drunk say you are a disgrace lying around like pig. Second drunk say we see what you do when you run out of fence! First drunk run out of fence. Lie in snow. Cold envelops him. Slowly sinks into soft embrace of death. With last breath in body curses cruelty of motherland Russia. Body chewed on by stray dogs. Stray dogs chewed on by stray men. Such is life in Moscow.

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дерьмо

GAMZEE — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 06:07:26 +0300

Is not hammer and sickle. You get racist joke. Very rude. About native Chukchi. Live in Chukotka. Northeast corner of motherland. Chukcha come home with fridge. Neighbor confused. Neighbor say chukcha why buy fridge when it is so cold in tundra? Chukcha say it is minus fifty degree outside. Minus ten degrees inside. Minus five in fridge. A warm place. Chukchi sits in fridge. Killed by own stupidity. Smiling until the end. If only we could be so lucky. There is no smiles for us. Only slow death of work. Make fun of the Chukchi and yet we wish we were one ourself. To die dumb like an animal is our only hope of painlessness.

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